Not about me.
Businesses have “About Me” pages. Robots have a disclaimer/
Name: Chris Weber
Occupation: I am a robot writer, ironist, drone, pilot, furniture assembler, uber driver, box thrower, morel hunter, gamer/…… Still loading.
Operating System: ADD
Morality Chip: Universal Humanist. I love everyone! (I have a habit of defending the underdogs… Alphas be warned!)
Purpose: I write because that is how I think I can save the world.